A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.........
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
2007-10-25 07:37:34 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omy goodness I love it! hehehe I'll have to share that one with my grandparents lol...very religious folks
2007-10-25 07:48:23 · answer #1 · answered by cute as a cookie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-25 12:51:13 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...thats funny
2007-10-25 10:09:00 · answer #3 · answered by Indian Princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good funny lol
2007-10-25 08:54:59 · answer #4 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but in a wrong way.
2007-10-25 07:40:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahahaha thats hilarious
2007-10-25 07:41:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny.
2007-10-25 08:04:34 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny...never heard that one before.
2007-10-25 07:49:44 · answer #8 · answered by islandgirl God and family 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one.
2007-10-25 11:52:01 · answer #9 · answered by Frizz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-10-25 07:43:54 · answer #10 · answered by coach 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋