What would you do and say!?
2007-10-25 07:05:00 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
pick them up and put them in a mouse cage. Feed them crums
2007-10-25 07:08:19 · answer #1 · answered by Walker L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well dont do what the other people told you to do by squashing him...that is so cruel and stupid!!
you have to do what a 9 year old would do...torture him and stuff.....trap him in a cup and shake him around...rip off body part...yes you can rip of the penis... nothing major that would kill him though
and finally go outside with a magnifying glass...
kill him slowly and painfully
i dont know if this is real or your having an illusion but still thats what i would do and it would be great...i wish i could do that to my ex that beat my *** and threw me into a big boulder at the park and put a gash in my head
2007-10-25 07:13:22 · answer #2 · answered by Rubba Bubba 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd grab a thumb tac from the drawer, pin him down, not killing him, but immobilizing him, pull his legs off, one by one, spray him with the air duster can located nearby, a few drops of scalding hot coffee spit right from my lips to his tiny face, after a few more rounds of payback, I'd put him out of his misery with a staple through the beaten lil' body!
2007-10-25 07:10:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't say anything I would probably chop her up into litlle bits and then drown them and then set them on fire and then throw the pieces away!! I dont think that is even enough damage, but I dont care just to be rid of this ***** forever is enough!!
2007-10-25 07:09:17 · answer #4 · answered by sd_mex_chic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd pick her up & zip her into my pants.
Because, first I'm at work.. and that would be fun and secondly, because she knew her way around there... and I'd not have to hear her. I really don't have any angry-ex's (sorry)... but, certainly I know why so many of you ladies wish death on a simple ex-bf. You shouldn't though, they didn't kill you... and you played a part of what was going on.
2007-10-25 07:07:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get out my trusty stapler and stable his legs and ahem..other leg.. down to the table. then poke him. Alot. Then get my cat. She loves to eat bugs.. ex's the size of bugs? she loved THEM even better!
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2007-10-25 07:10:15 · answer #6 · answered by Miss Burlesque 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would open my hand up nice and wide and Smash the crap out of him and say how does that feel sucker?
Good Question!
2007-10-25 07:08:32 · answer #7 · answered by Dew 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would pull her legs off one by one. And than I would put her in a glass of water an drowned her. YEA that's what i would do.
2007-10-25 07:15:04 · answer #8 · answered by ranger33 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I woud put him in a jar and watch him die of starvation while listening to music
2007-10-25 07:09:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha!!! OMG ur so funny lol u cracked me up thanks! anyways i'd say Ha! ex what does it feel like now? u want me to abuse u by squashing u with a stapler?? Hahaha!!!
2007-10-25 07:08:10 · answer #10 · answered by ♫Music♫ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋