A 75-year-old man goes to confession and tells the priest, "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I had sex last night with two 20-year-old girls and I had sex with each one three times."
The priest says, "How long has it been since your last confession."
The man says, "I have never been to confession, I am Jewish."
"So why are you telling me?" asked the prist.
The man says, "I'm telling everybody."
2007-10-25 06:05:48 · 11 answers · asked by I'm an Atheist 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
bahahahaaaaaaaa
Edit** Do you have any jokes on protestants?
2007-10-25 06:08:45 · answer #1 · answered by Maple Sugar 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Rim shot! Now to another...
A priest and a rabbi are on a train together. Over the course of their trip, they start talking and getting to know each other. After a time, the priest says to the rabbi,
"May I ask you a personal question?"
The rabbi answers, "Sure!"
The priest clears his throat then says, "Tell me rabbi. Have you ever eaten pork?"
A little embarrassed, the rabbi admits that yes. He has eaten bacon on one occasion. "It wasn't bad," he says.
A little while later, the rabbi asks the priest if he will answer a personal question. Like the rabbi, the priest says, "Sure!"
"Have you ever had sex," the rabbi asks.
Red in the face and very embarrassed, the priest manages to sputter out, "Yes. Yes I have. Only once and it happened before I entered the seminary."
The rabbi smiles, looks directly into the priest's eyes and says,
"It's a lot better than pork, isn't it?"
2007-10-25 06:15:38 · answer #2 · answered by gjstoryteller 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A drunk stumbles into church, staggers around a little and finally makes it into a confessional. Even though the drunk is clearly not in a sound state for solemn confession, the priest decides he will help unburden his soul.
The priest enters the confessional and says "Can I help you my son?"
The drunk slurs in reply "God I hope so, there's no paper in here!"
2007-10-25 06:22:37 · answer #3 · answered by Adoptive Father 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
<----- Throwing tomatoes... Boooooo Boooooo Boooooooo
lol
2007-10-25 06:09:47 · answer #4 · answered by †Evonne† 7 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Old joke, I've heard better.
2007-10-25 06:11:52 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Heh
Great....
2007-10-25 06:08:41 · answer #6 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
No its so lame, i like jokes but i didnt laugh once at that one.
2007-10-25 06:08:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
not bad
2007-10-25 06:09:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
lol, good one
2007-10-25 06:08:44 · answer #9 · answered by bregweidd 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
LOL! I don't blame him!
2007-10-25 06:08:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋