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made a talking T-Rex (in addition to the snake and donkey), what would this talking dinosaur have said? (Perhaps "Where is Noah going to get enough corn?")

2007-10-25 05:26:05 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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How embarrassing for our great country. Since the First Amendment absolutely guarantees freedom of religion and speech, it is perfectly legal to pretend to be as stupid and/or ignorant as one desires. Real idiots and genuine morons were born that way and cannot help their intellectual shortcomings. Such unfortunate people are deserving of all our sympathy and support. Christians, on the other hand, deliberately and willfully avoid truth and knowledge whenever it contradicts their archaic superstitions. Apparently, only outright scorn remains available as a practical weapon against the fools and frauds who willfully propagate deliberate misinformation, such as T-Rex being a vegetarian. From now on, whenever I spot a fundamentalist Christian, I'll just point and laugh. Since they won't listen to reason, perhaps they'll understand public ridicule.

2007-10-25 06:13:38 · answer #1 · answered by Diogenes 7 · 3 0

T-Rex was no planter eater. It was a carnivore. That just goes to show the ignorance of some people. I have to agree with another poster who said they aren't surprised some atheist hasn't burned that place down yet.

2007-10-25 13:07:13 · answer #2 · answered by Bookworm 6 · 4 0

You mean, they have finally shifted from their position that dinosaurs never existed and that the bones were planted by Satan to confuse people?

See! There really are miracles. Doncha wish sometimes that these Flat Earthers would go off the edge--instead of just the deep end?

Edit

Not all Americans, Gorgeous. Just Christians.

2007-10-25 12:36:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

HA HA HA HA HA - A plant eater with 6-inch dagger-shaped teeth. Yeah right! And 40 foot Great White Sharks, which existed at the same time, no doubt nibbled algae.

2007-10-25 12:42:51 · answer #4 · answered by PaulCyp 7 · 5 0

Sorry, but when you said this, all I could think of was the episode of Futurama where environmental activists showed off the lion they had trained to eat vegetables. It was a pathetic, scrawny thing. Now I'm picturing starving T-Rexes running around, trying to figure out how to eat plants with their long, sharp teeth.

2007-10-25 12:31:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 8 1

Yea, you need really pointy, sharp teeth to break down plant material.

2007-10-25 12:35:31 · answer #6 · answered by ChooseRealityPLEASE 6 · 6 0

Creationists can't be held responsible for what they say or think . Just be sympathetic , it could happen to anyone .

2007-10-25 12:36:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

It would tell the curators at the museum to stop feeding it plants. Then it would eat them.

2007-10-25 12:30:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 9 1

yea every herbivore has 6 inch pointed teeth...

are creationist really that dense???

2007-10-25 12:38:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

My head hurts.


Want some vodka with that Kahlua?

2007-10-25 12:32:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 8 1

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