A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too.
He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"
The other guy says, "Well, it just happened, it was a tongue twister accident.
See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'....so she socked me a good one."
The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue-twister too.
I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my
wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.'
But I accidentally said, 'You have ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed *****.'
2007-10-25 04:09:18 · 8 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow, that was harsh. Loved it.
2007-10-25 04:14:23 · answer #1 · answered by SKB11 Kitty-Kong!!! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. for a second i htot u meant like twister as in the game....=P silly me...still laughed tho!!!!!!!! =D
2007-10-25 06:50:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
Write some more!
2007-10-25 04:37:40 · answer #3 · answered by EXO-099 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too cool! lmao
2007-10-25 05:01:09 · answer #4 · answered by Ms Lety 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-25 04:15:38 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that one, haha
2007-10-25 04:12:52 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Wild-@-Heart ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny!
2007-10-25 04:38:11 · answer #7 · answered by puerto rican princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i lke a lot.*.
2007-10-25 04:15:09 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋