2007-10-25 03:57:17 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Anthrax
State Of Euphoria (1988)
Make Me Laugh
Spread the word
Through me God is heard
You're making me laugh
Tell me your killin' joke
Evangelist
You're making me laugh
Jesus saves
But only after I've been paid
You're making me laugh
Tell me your killin' joke
Evangelist
End your hoax
God say's have a T.V. show
God say's baby do some blow
God say's taxes are a sin
God say's pour the money in
Rape the poor, faith no more
Faith for cash, make me laugh
Faith no more, face the whore
Rape your past, make me laugh
Never, never, ever sin
Unless God say's to stick it in
You're making me laugh
Tell me your killin' joke
Evangelist
The truth can choke
Defrocked from your seat
Don't **** where you set
You're making me laugh
Tell me your killin' joke
That God talks to you
There's no hope
God say's have a T.V. show
God say's baby do some blow
God say's taxes are a sin
God say's pour the money in
Rape the floor, faith no more
Faith for cash, make me laugh
Faith no more, face the whore
Rape your past, make me laugh
God say's have a swimming pool
God say keep the doghouse cool
God say's planes and boats and cars
God say's have an amusement park
God say's go and masturbate
God say's file taxes lets
God say's paint your face all sick
God say's be a real prick
God say's have a T.V. show
God say's baby do some blow
God say's taxes are a sin
God say's pour the money in
2007-10-26 10:42:10 · answer #1 · answered by sdmf4u2000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny most Christians would say the church needs it for their utilities and mortgage. First off why does the government or utility company charge the church (GOD) for utilities. Why do they pay mortgage. Bottom line is they don't believe or it could be that the mighty buck is more important than religion. Why is it that most t.v. -evangelist live in huge homes and drive fancy cars? I say that if God wants 10% lets do like the old testament and really give a sacrifice - collect the 10%, put it in a big pile and burn it!!
2007-10-25 11:29:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because there is one law in the universe that god cannot overcome, that is the golden rule:
"he who has the gold makes the rules".
god screwed up, he used to have all the gold, thats why he was so powerfull in biblical times and was able to make the rules and force people to follow them or he could commit mass genocide with the whisp of his hand.
his mistake however was that he gave the gold to his followers aka his "chosen" people, the jews, who then dispursed the gold in exchange for goods and services, or had it taken from them throughout the ages to different religious groups so much so that everyone became equal and he lost his power to the allmighty bankers and moneylenders who formed gigantic international corporations that are shielded from god.
god's only hope now is to find leprechauns and take thier pots of gold at the end of the rainbows. This is why you don't see many leprochauns or lucky charms commercials anymore either as god is slowly collecting them so that one day he will hope to have power that is at least equal to the gigantic banks of the world who make the rules.
2007-10-25 11:04:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God does not need anything because He is complete. But He is omnipresent, in us all, feeling our feelings, experiencing our sufferings. The only way to serve Him is to help alleviate suffering in other people. That is often where money is needed. The words that are about God are free. Anybody collecting money for saying things we can read about anyway is a scammer.
2007-10-25 11:08:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
GOD does not.
If you mean the humans that gather money in his name - well this is for dealing with worldly matters. Giving to Caesar what goes to Caesar, and giving to GOD what belongs to GOD.
Also knowing you will pay triple for supplies where your not wanted, (as you watch the regular price or cheaper is paid by faith liked in area), you need money to do your calling.
2007-10-25 22:53:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did you mean? Of course God doesn't need money. But He is collecting money for us, human. He send other people to help us if we are in trouble. So, God is always helping us, with other people's hands. May God always bless you!
2007-10-25 11:07:21 · answer #6 · answered by Andre P 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Who said God needed money, Are you talking about when we go to church and make donations, Money is what buys food, shelter, ect, we donate it for people less fortunate, and to keep our own churches going so that Gods gospel may be taught, rent, utilities, etc.
We should give to the less fortunate that are in need, we should always help other, We are all Gods children.
2007-10-25 11:04:48 · answer #7 · answered by Lynn C 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Personally, God does not need money but His servants do to take the gospel around the globe, so that people like you and I could be saved. Have a blessed day.
2007-10-25 11:03:03 · answer #8 · answered by charmaine f 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
1. Money is a seed.
2. Giving it to him presently indicates we love him more than the money.
2007-10-25 11:34:58 · answer #9 · answered by jefferyspringer57@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the real question is, why does St. Jude? Why are you required to pay money to post a thank you in the newspaper? We've all seen those in the personal section "Thank you to St. Jude for services rendered."
That always puzzled me.
2007-10-25 11:20:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋