Or will it mean stale beer for eternity?
2007-10-25 03:18:56 · 6 answers · asked by Sour Girl™ 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Of course.
Capelinni 4:6-10
"Ye shall eat of the ravioli, yea with meat sauce beside. It is pleasing to the FSM that ye should eat of his bounty, and consume the never-ending breadsticks and salad. How blessed shall be those who eat of the lasagne! The parmesan cheese shall flow upon him, and the little raffia wine bottle holders shall be plentiful in his life!"
I hope that clears thing up for you.
RAmen! Halle-noodle-jah!
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2007-10-25 03:24:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I find this question offensive.
How dare you imply that eating our God could be OK.
You are a deity cannibal, and most likely antipasti.
I hope the FSM boils you in water and olive oil for eternity.
2007-10-25 03:23:30 · answer #2 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only if you sacrifice some of it and offer it to the FSM. Then I think he'd be OK with it.
RAmen
2007-10-25 03:23:44 · answer #3 · answered by ☼ɣɐʃʃɜƾ ɰɐɽɨɲɜɽɨƾ♀ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eating pasta is worshiping the FSM. Not eating it is heresy.
2007-10-25 03:22:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
If Catho-holics can eat their God's flesh and drink his blood, I don't see why FSM-tians can't...
2007-10-25 03:22:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Why soitenly! It's one of His Noodleness's most blessed gifts to humankind!
2007-10-25 03:23:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋