did anybody see him fall of the wall???
2007-10-25 02:08:46 · 30 answers · asked by blueendred 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hi cheesy good -one never thought of it that way,,,,,
2007-10-25 02:16:45 · update #1
Zipp,,we are on the same wavelength,,made me laugh
2007-10-25 03:43:45 · update #2
THANK-YOU TO EVERYBODY,,for great answers
2007-10-25 03:44:36 · update #3
There are many ways that this could be investigated. You could call them CSI people. They'd get the answer in just 35 minutes. You could review the satellite recon photos for definitive proof. Have any terrorist groups claimed responsibility? Where were all the Kings Horsman and all the Kings Men when this incident occurred? Why were they not protecting Humpty's safety before the incident? Were they even qualified as an emergency response unit? Shouldn't there be a malpractice suit filed? Possibly a civil suit filed against the King for not having safety rails properly installed on the wall. Besides, it wasn't such a great fall. I've seen better on Funniest Videos.
2007-10-25 03:24:33 · answer #1 · answered by Zippy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Everyone knows the story. But now a retired policeman has suggested that Humpty didn’t fall, he was pushed, and has asked for the police to investigate.
John Talker, a former member of London’s Metropolitan Police force made his allegation at a local nursery, previously attended by his grandchildren, and where he was now volunteering a couple of hours a week to read stories.
“The children were all very upset,” said their teacher, Tara Watkinson, 32.
“If this is true, then it changes everything” said Charles Clarke the new Home Office Minister. “Children have been told this story for decades, and if it now emerges that this story is false, and that there has been a giant miscarriage of justice, well, it’s our duty to remedy it.”
Critics suggested that the Government had over-reacted to the story and that they would be better served dedicated resources elsewhere, even the man who made these startling claims doesn’t base them on anything concrete.
“It’s just a feeling” he said, “I’m not sure of the motive, or indeed the culprit, but I know I’m right.”
We shall see. Either way, until this matter is resolved debate will no doubt rage across the land as to whether or not Mr Dumpty’s unfortunate death was a tragic accident or something more sinister. Only time will tell….
2007-10-25 02:13:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
do yo know that a humpty dumpty was the frame medieval nights used to push(hump) against a castle wall so that they could climb up the wall to get into the castles,, the people inside the castle used to pour burning oils ans hot water over the wall onto the people , then some of the people began to push the framee from the wall causing it to break,, the men at the bottom of the wall (the kings men and their horses) never had the time to rebuild it(put it together again)sometimes when the fram had been used it was either left against the wall or dumped over the years it became a humpty dumpty, because the people pushed it , i guess that means humpty dumpty was pushed of the wall and all the kings men couldn't put humpty together again
that's it then as it was pushed it must be MURDER
2007-10-25 05:57:36 · answer #3 · answered by zenman1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is no way to tell. There was a wall involved. All the kings horsemen have been called to put him back together before. There are many suspects in this case. Forensics is currently looking at many different scenarios and pieces of evidence. Why was the King so concerned about putting him back together again for in the first place? What about the book depository? or the grassy knoll? So many unanswered questions about this incident.Hmmmmm.........
2007-10-25 02:25:17 · answer #4 · answered by SlickDicky 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi Blue, I personally think that Humpty Dumpty was pushed delibrately of the wall. I never saw but i heard his cry from around the corner. It was murder i believe.
2007-10-25 03:43:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nobody is sure EGGzactly what happened, we do know that all the kings horse and all the kings men SCRAMBLED to assist him, but somebody had POACHED bits of his shell by the time they got there.
The only witness, a small chinese man, said he had seen Mr Dumpty walking alone, and had seen something hit him on the head. it the FRIED right past him, causing his blood to BOIL.
Ok, cant think of any more..... Anyone continue the YOLK? But dont worry, is all WHITE if you cant......
2007-10-25 07:42:23 · answer #6 · answered by Scott S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was the King, he pushed him because he was becoming too popular... And when questioned about where he was during the time that Humpty Dumpty "fell", he stated that he was in his room alone...
2007-10-25 02:13:40 · answer #7 · answered by djester25 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Humpty was part of the Mob, so he fell off the wall. If anyone saw anything different, they would be wise to keep their mouth shut.
2007-10-25 02:14:27 · answer #8 · answered by George P 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it was murder. There was plenty of witnesses but all the kings men where told to keep quiet. So it must have been the king and i'm sure scotland yard have the DNA samples to prove it
2007-10-26 01:13:37 · answer #9 · answered by mr_scotsguy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Murder. Totally murder.
2007-10-25 02:11:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋