1. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
2. Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
3. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
4. Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4’s”?
5.. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
6. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
7. Should you trust a stockbroker who’s married to a travel agent?
8. Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
9. Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?
10. If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
11. Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
2007-10-25 02:07:01 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
12. How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
13. Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
14. Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
15. Why are they called apartments, when they’re all stuck together?
2007-10-25 02:07:13 · update #1
hahaha those are great. Thanks for sharing.
2007-10-25 02:12:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i liked 1 the best
2007-10-25 02:15:25 · answer #2 · answered by beyonce' 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My fav question is 5!!!
I also like q. 11!! STAR!
2007-10-25 02:12:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Good - Like It
2007-10-25 03:54:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
weird questions!
it's like asking:
Helen, why are you a paragon of beauty?
dogs, why d'you copulate?
blondie,why are you so stupid?
Aristotle, what was your other name?
it's all a new discipline called psychophilothrotology.
2007-10-25 02:44:09 · answer #5 · answered by ari-pup 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, 10/10.
2007-10-25 02:18:00 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, some of them are pretty good.
2007-10-25 02:10:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
some of them are really good
2007-10-25 09:45:05 · answer #8 · answered by rubyroo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not much funny but somehow worth pondering..
2007-10-25 02:11:17 · answer #9 · answered by bnj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent mate, pmsl
starred
2007-10-25 04:05:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've thought and its true!star for you!
2007-10-25 02:52:25 · answer #11 · answered by Christine$hotbabe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋