As an obstetrician, I sometimes see unusual tattoos. One patient had some type of fish tattooed on her abdomen. 'That sure is an unusual-looking whale.' I commented. With a sad smile she replied. 'It used to be a dolphin.'
2007-10-24 22:42:38 · 8 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
l was on the crash line at raf greenham common in 1981 for the international air tattoo
2007-10-24 22:56:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mother had a similar experience. She is a nurse and was assisting with a tummy tuck on a lady who had a tweety bird tattooed near her hip. The Tweety ended up having his head removed in the process of taking off excess skin. My mother's suggestion to the woman was that she should have Sylvester tattooed just above it, eating the bird.
The lady had a good laugh, but months later when she returned for another unrelated surgery my mother discovered that Tweety's head had been re-tattooed in its former place.
2007-10-25 21:52:08 · answer #2 · answered by asher3620 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tatoos are for fools. I, have 3. Got them when I was younger.
Can you imagine how the guy with a tatoo on his belly will look 20 yrs from now. When he has put on 30 or 40 lbs.
Get a tatoo if u must. Your kids or grand kids, will have a good yuk. OR NOT!!
2007-10-25 05:52:37 · answer #3 · answered by Bob Dylan ♪ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's the only reason i didn't get a unicorn tattoo on my stomache a few years ago!
2007-10-25 05:46:59 · answer #4 · answered by heather c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
reminds me of another tattooing joke:
two guys meet in a toilet.
when shaking off, the one says: "so your gf's name is Wendy?", pointing at the other's dick.
says the other: "Hell, no - it reads 'Welcome to California and have a nice day!'"
2007-10-25 05:57:05 · answer #5 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So THATS where the fishy smell comes from!
2007-10-25 05:45:41 · answer #6 · answered by blackbane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one.!!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-10-25 23:39:56 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one thanks
2007-10-25 05:54:59 · answer #8 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋