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She has an alarm clock radio, sets the alarms on two cellphones, and has me begging, pleading and threatening her. Whatever I do, however, it is still impossible to get her out of bed before 8 am. Help!

Please don't suggest throwing a bucket of water over her. She has a very powerful right hook ;-)

2007-10-24 21:09:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

Thanks for the suggestions so far guys. I'll try them out tomorrow, and see which works the best. I do like Boss man's suggestion (the first one). I've tried it before, however, and we were both even later for work that day ;-)))

2007-10-24 21:41:50 · update #1

8 answers

Get one of those horns with a can at the bottom that are used on boats. That is loud enough to do the trick.

2007-10-24 21:14:55 · answer #1 · answered by the Boss 7 · 0 0

Tickling, kissing, being playful and bugging the crap out of her.

Make sure the room is brightly lit so it's harder to fall back to sleep.

Meaner than that would be to rip the blankets off the bed - but beware the right hook, that would make me violent!

Also, get her to bed earlier at night!!! ;)

Good luck.

2007-10-25 04:15:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Let sleep a sleeping beauty... maybe she's just not a working type of girl.. ;-) I know exactly how she feels!
But if you really have to get her out of the bed, maybe kisses and coffee at her bedside could help. ;-) With the tongue between legs (or at least croissant!) you'd win I think.

2007-10-25 04:43:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Talk to her casually like she's awake.. Select a topic that would either shock her or concern her or interest her. Very effective on my husband. Chances are she would converse with you and pretty soon she'll be fully awake even before she realizes it. :)

Good luck!!

2007-10-25 04:17:06 · answer #4 · answered by bluelf 2 · 0 0

maybe you should let ehr go to sleep a bit earlier!!!! (naughty!!!)

I would cook her a lovely breakfast and bring it up to bed to her the smell of sumfing delicious cooking wud be great to wake up to!!! though you will have to get up even earlier to cook it!!??

Good Luck anyway lol

2007-10-25 04:31:05 · answer #5 · answered by cooper 6 · 0 0

Just pick her up and drag her out of bed. . .

2007-10-25 04:16:08 · answer #6 · answered by chronicsurfer69 2 · 0 0

ill agree with the first guy...

another idea would be to get her kinda awake .. then say "ut oh ,...honey i got this rash on my thing..."

2007-10-25 04:19:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

a well placed tongue between her legs should get her wide awake

2007-10-25 04:14:06 · answer #8 · answered by #1 bossman 5 · 1 0

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