2007-10-24 16:15:50 · 18 answers · asked by capekicks 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
There is no such thing as evolution, only creatures that Chuck Norris allows to live. So the real question is would Chuck allow you to evolve? Chuck is so far advanced on the evolutionary scale compared to everything else I don't think it would be possible.
2007-10-24 16:20:48 · answer #1 · answered by going postal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are we talking Chuck Norris now (selling exercise equiptment) or Chuck Norris of "Walker, Texas Ranger" - doing fake stunts and ending every episode in a bar eating, or Chuck Norris who actually was one of the best martial arts competitors in the world for awhile? Are we talking about becoming short and red haired, or just able to kick your leg above your head? Which Chuck Norris do you want to be?
But really, for any of the above the answer is "no". You can evolve into a better (or worse) version of yourself though. And for that it doesn't matter how long you get to live.
2007-10-24 16:22:43 · answer #2 · answered by muttlover 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but Chuck Norris wouldn't allow it.
2007-10-24 16:26:09 · answer #3 · answered by Gorgonof 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God and evolution don't mix... just like the words makebelieve and theory.
No body kicks rednecks like Chuck Norris.
2007-10-24 16:19:15 · answer #4 · answered by Judo Chop 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need to sacrifice more virgins, and pass the 12 labours of Hercules. But after that you will have all of Chuck Norris' strengths, but none of his weaknesses.
2007-10-24 16:20:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is only one Chuck Norris.
2007-10-24 16:18:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
mayb it will,but 1st you gotta evolve into a iguana ,then chuck norris.
2007-10-24 16:20:44 · answer #7 · answered by llovell 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He probable will allow it, but that's where works come into play, you will have to work to achieve that, like creating yourself into that ability, you'll never be evolved into it, sorry!
For me, I had to settle for a Barney Fye like being, sorry for that too.
2007-10-24 16:23:32 · answer #8 · answered by Auburn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sure you just have to eat right exercise a lot and take extended and vigorous martial arts classes no problem -you was an easy question
2007-10-24 16:20:08 · answer #9 · answered by child4jc74 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, he gave us time to evolve from the monkey, so probably yes.
2007-10-24 16:18:27 · answer #10 · answered by bin there dun that 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋