If God exists than he surely has all knowledge of past, present, and future because he is not bound by time. Therefore it would seem to be impossible to tell God a joke, because he would already have known the punchline even before you started talking, no?
2007-10-24 14:52:20 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God prefers slapstick. Take a look around and you'll know it's true.
2007-10-24 14:55:28 · answer #1 · answered by punch 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer when all of a sudden he said aloud, "Lord grant me one wish". The sky clouded and a booming voice said, "Because you have tried to be faithful I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want to."
The Lord answered, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time to think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me".
The man thought for a long time and finally said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know what they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy?"
After a few minutes God said, "How many lanes did you want on that bridge?"
Ohh you said can you tell god a Joke.... well since there isnt likely a God... easy answer. NO.
2007-10-24 15:02:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God cannot be joke because joke would mean lack of respect to the Supreme Being. The first commandment says, You shall not take the name of the Lord, your God in vain
2007-10-24 14:59:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God has a sense of humor. He created us :P. Just kidding but people make things up everyday, we're inventing new things...new puns...I'm sure he'll laugh at a joke. Maybe a chicken crossing the road is a funny thing to him. Who knows.
2007-10-24 14:56:32 · answer #4 · answered by YoshiGal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Correct
2007-10-24 15:02:23 · answer #5 · answered by Cee T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If God is not bound by time then how did he create time?
2007-10-24 15:07:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I told God a joke, He would still laugh, because He knows it would make me happy.
2007-10-24 14:57:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
who says that god knows the future?
2007-10-24 14:56:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, the joke is that we don't remember He created it from the start.
2007-10-24 15:21:23 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, that's like trying to tell Harry Potter a riddle.
They both don't exis...exactly can hear you.
2007-10-24 14:55:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋