that atheists would rather go to Hell than to be with us "uptight" Christians. So I ask the Atheist, "what are you bringing to the barbecue?"
And Christians, "What do you plan to bring for the wedding supper?"
Do you think there will be few enough Christians that there will not be duplicate wedding gifts? And will there be any need for toasters and blenders in heaven? What would be the best Shower gift you can think of to give to the deity that has everything?
2007-10-24 14:20:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes no labels I know who the bride is.I also know who has no sense of humor. Is it impossible to inject a little humor every now and then? I am usually very honest in my answers but am feeling a bit bogged down this week. I am sorry you cannot spare a chuckle with me.
2007-10-24 14:30:33 · update #1
I was going to bring baked beans, but then I thought about all the gas with the flames and it just seems like a bad idea. How about frozen margaritas? Drink 'em up fast before they melt!
2007-10-24 14:28:32 · answer #1 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I guess all I could bring to the barbecue is salad, because I'm a vegetarian. My beliefs do not allow me to kill.
And if the "Christians" who believe that Ted Bundy (a mass murderer who was "saved") will be in Heaven while Gandhi is in Hell, then yes I prefer Hell to Heaven.
I have never said it had anything to do with uptight Christians.
2007-10-24 14:24:01 · answer #2 · answered by Pangloss (Ancora Imparo) AFA 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I will bring Eye-talian sausage as I can get the real McCoy here in Chicago, yum.
I think God has a sense of humor. Most likely He got a big chuckle over the faces we make when we call out His name during sex. lol
2007-10-24 23:20:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Smiling.....
The only "gift" we can bring, is HONOUR AND ADMIRATION...and, yes, there will be al LOT of the same...
Abrahams seed is as the sand.......few ? No...
Have FAITH in the Lord of Glory !!! Halleluiah !!!
2007-10-25 06:43:12 · answer #4 · answered by Israel-1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the greatest gift you can give him is your love, and the souls that you have won. pastor carney.
2007-10-25 06:12:44 · answer #5 · answered by preachercarney 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Finally, somebody who thinks rationally.
2007-10-24 14:24:55 · answer #6 · answered by Shawn B 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Frogeye salad.
*halo*
2007-10-24 14:23:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would bring mashed potatoes. Mostly because people love my mashed potatoes.
2007-10-24 14:28:24 · answer #8 · answered by meissen97 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
you mentioned it.... do you understand who is to be called the bride of Christ and why... if you knew the answer to that you would know you were not invited to the wedding
2007-10-24 14:26:22 · answer #9 · answered by NO Labels 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
ill bring the babies for the shishkabobs.
2007-10-24 14:24:24 · answer #10 · answered by uhohspaghettiohohs 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋