A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding,
and the trooper started to lecture the farmer
about his speed,
and in general began to throw his weight around
to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket,
and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies
that were buzzing around his head. The farmer said,
"Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?"
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said--
"Well yeah, if that's what they are-- I never heard of circle flies".
So the farmer says-- "Well, circle flies are common on farms.
See, they're called circle flies because
they're almost always found circling around
the back end of a horse."
The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket.
Then after a minute he stops and says,
"Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horses back end?"
The farmer says, "Oh no, officer.
I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers
to even think about calling you a horses back end."
The trooper says,
"Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer says,
" Hard to fool them flies though. "
2007-10-24 13:16:30 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've always liked that one!
2007-10-25 15:44:48 · answer #1 · answered by Rick G2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-24 13:19:37 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's an excellent one! I love it. Serves the state trooper right. Here is a star.
2016-04-10 03:30:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got a star for that. Your really made me LOL.
2007-10-25 01:47:11 · answer #4 · answered by imahlah 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you win
I bow down before your awesome jokes...that one was one for the ages. Star star star
2007-10-24 17:28:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoL that was funny DC
2007-10-25 11:52:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dang! He sure wouldn't say it but he sure was implying it. Nice one1!
2007-10-25 04:46:35 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa....I love it haha! My tummy hurts I'm laughing so hard!
2007-10-24 13:24:59 · answer #8 · answered by evasive_eyes 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolololololol just tooooooooooooooo good!!! brilliant u get a star
2007-10-24 19:50:09 · answer #9 · answered by **beep** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha very funny jok gotta remember it
2007-10-24 13:20:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋