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2007-10-24 13:14:31 · 11 answers · asked by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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No, but he did punch himself out of his mother's womb

2007-10-24 13:21:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

God created Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris created everything else.

It's written that we are created in the image & likeness of God. However Chuck Norris was the first person God made and after coming up with perfection like Chuck Norris, God was tired and the rest of us just can't compare.

2007-10-24 14:45:40 · answer #2 · answered by Jess 6 · 2 0

wonderful question my chum, there are distinctive colleges of theory, yet optimal will argue that like the super bang and god, tao and chuck norris are all without begining and without end, so the debates could be psychological masterbation, and my sifu strained a recommendations muscle 2 cases meditating on it................ that is what lao tzu reported 2,500 years in the previous bearing directly to the character of chuck.... look, chuck can not be viewed - that is previous sort. hear, chuck can not be heard - that is previous sound. hold close, chuck can not be held - that is intangible. those 3 are indefinable; for this reason they're joined in chuck. From above chuck isn't wonderful; From under chuck isn't dark: An unbroken thread previous description. It returns to nothingness. this way of the formless, a ineffective ringer for the imageless, Chuck is reported as indefinable and former recommendations's eye. Stand till now chuck and there is no taking off up. stick to chuck and there is no end. stay with the classic chuck, pass with the present. awareness the classic taking off up is the essence of Chuck. what we are waiting to verify of is that chuck as with out postpone as had a run-in with devil himself... Chuck Norris offered his soul to the devil for his rugged good seems and super martial arts potential. on the instant after the transaction became into finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul decrease back. The devil, who appreciates irony, ought to no longer stay mad and admitted he could desire to have viewed it coming. They now play poker each 2d Wednesday of the month.

2016-11-09 09:53:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Chuck Norris is a mystical being, and not much is known about him...

I have heard that under hid beard, lies not a chin, but another fist...

I have also been told that Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer...

Unfortunately, Chuck Norris has never cried...

2007-10-24 13:18:04 · answer #4 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 3 1

Chuck Norris always has and always will be.

Without the power of the Norris the bonds of the atoms themselves would break and the Universe would cease to exist.

2007-10-24 13:18:02 · answer #5 · answered by Gamla Joe 7 · 4 1

With a beard like that and mad ninja skillz to match, my friend, the only possibility is that Chuck Norris is actually God.

Praise the lord! :P

2007-10-24 14:40:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Not exactly, Chuck was not created, he has always existed. you look up infinity in the dictionary and it has Chuck's picture beside it.

2007-10-24 14:29:24 · answer #7 · answered by going postal 7 · 2 0

Indeed he did, I'm trying to start up a Chuck Norris religion, if you wish to help me, much appreciated. ^_^

2007-10-24 13:29:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

I hate Chuck Norris! :(

2007-10-24 13:23:33 · answer #9 · answered by RTSGIRL 3 · 2 6

No but he is a hard core religious person who thinks that his martial arts will convert people

2007-10-24 13:19:00 · answer #10 · answered by Imagine No Religion 6 · 3 2

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