So Johnny was in kindergarden and one day his teacher asked him this question "If three birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot how many are left?"
Johnny replies "none, if one got shot the other two would fly away"
The teacher says "Well thats not the answer I was looking for but I like the way you think"
Then Johnny asked the teacher if he could ask her a question. She said yes so he asked her this "There are three women eating ice cream, one is single one has a boyfriend and the other is married. One is lightly licking the ice cream, one is licking it harder and the last is shoving it down her throat. What one is married?"
The teacher gets nervous and says "well I suppose the one that is shoving it down her throat"
Johnny says "No its the one with the ring on her hand but I like the way you think"
2007-10-24 13:10:06 · 14 answers · asked by Sam B 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very nice hahaha!!! I like the way YOU think haha
2007-10-24 13:17:11 · answer #1 · answered by evasive_eyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats was a good one 1-10 i give it a nine
2007-10-24 13:41:12 · answer #2 · answered by Sirc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Funny.
2007-10-24 13:25:15 · answer #3 · answered by Milly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha I like the way YOU think
2007-10-24 13:41:03 · answer #4 · answered by notsonormalgrl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-24 13:14:05 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. i love little Johnny jokes and this one is awesome. what on earth will his mom do with him.lol
2007-10-24 13:55:01 · answer #6 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2007-10-24 14:01:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO 10!
2007-10-24 13:23:51 · answer #8 · answered by Komedian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2007-10-24 14:00:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea thats hella funny.....
2007-10-24 13:33:39 · answer #10 · answered by girl u played tag with 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋