He had a speech impediment. He walked up to the first door and knocked. A man came to the door and the kid said" Brick or breat!" The man said " Oh you mean trick or treat." So he went in and brought some candy to put in his sack. Then he asked " What are you supposed to be anyway.
?" The kid said a birate." The man then said " Well where are your bucaneers." The kid said " On my bucking head where are your bucking eyes?"
2007-10-24 12:38:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! That's a good one!:) I'm emailing this to my mom!
2007-10-24 12:44:43 · answer #1 · answered by tangerine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There will always be horror stories. I heard more when I was a kid then I do now. Just let them go to all the neighbors you know and check the candy. What I do every year is have their friends over for pizza and games before trick or treating.
2016-04-10 03:26:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol u shud probably tell ppl to say it outloud... mite help w/ understanding. lmao thats hilarious tho...heres one kinda like it:
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line. Just one lady in front of me. . .an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people, too!"
lolz!
2007-10-24 13:08:38 · answer #3 · answered by whydoesitcrysmeagol 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-10-24 13:20:17 · answer #4 · answered by TaiTai21 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My daughter and I are cracking up!! That one is too cute,reminds me of a pirate(Rich B.)here on P&S.lol
2007-10-24 12:51:00 · answer #5 · answered by Ms Lety 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehahaha thets a good one lol
2007-10-24 13:25:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
absolutely brill !!! anymore ?
2007-10-24 13:05:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2007-10-24 12:51:30 · answer #8 · answered by kope t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
=) really good one. lol
2007-10-24 13:01:30 · answer #9 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't get it
2007-10-24 13:03:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋