THIS IS TOO SWEET FOR WORDS!!!
A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry
the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and
well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.
"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it
out completely?"
"Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in
my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run
home if I get scared of the dark."
"How about transportation?" the father asked.
"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the
little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father
raised.
Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're
married, you're liable to have babies, you know."
"We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied.
"We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going
to step on it!"
2007-10-24 12:37:00 · 6 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh yeah, LOL
2007-10-24 14:00:13 · answer #1 · answered by leafmom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-24 19:40:32 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is about the best and cutest joke ever :)
2007-10-24 20:36:13 · answer #3 · answered by evasive_eyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is too cute!
2007-10-24 19:40:55 · answer #4 · answered by mayo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...cute!
2007-10-24 20:22:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww....
2007-10-24 19:42:50 · answer #6 · answered by DJ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋