A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
2007-10-24 12:36:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
* One of the best blonde jokes I have seen*
2007-10-24 12:50:49 · answer #1 · answered by Me 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ahaha! Funneh.
2007-10-24 12:46:49 · answer #2 · answered by 3ifbyair 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good 1 my friend
2007-10-25 02:43:23 · answer #3 · answered by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-24 12:43:59 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-10-25 13:31:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart cookie :P
2007-10-24 13:45:51 · answer #6 · answered by evasive_eyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!
2007-10-24 12:43:13 · answer #7 · answered by golden oldy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol! tooo funny
2007-10-24 19:47:37 · answer #8 · answered by **beep** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love that joke hers a star! ps IM me right now!
2007-10-24 12:37:14 · answer #9 · answered by cassandra8507 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
still good, recycled, but worth reading...
2007-10-24 23:08:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋