so little susies sleeping in sunday school. The teacher asks "Susie, who created the universe?"
johnny, sitting behind susie, pokes her with a pin to wake her up and she jumps up, shouting "GOD ALMIGHY!"
"very good" says teacher, and continues. susie falls back asleep.
little later teacher says "Who is our lord and savior, susie?"
johnny pokes susie again and she jumps up"JESUS CHRIST!"
"very good, susie" says teacher, and once again susie falls asleep.
a while later the teacher says "susie, what did eve say to adam after their 23rd child?"
once again, johnnny pokes susie, even harder than before, and she jumps up and shouts "IF YOU STICK THAT F***ING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!"
2007-10-24 11:42:26 · 11 answers · asked by whydoesitcrysmeagol 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love those Little Johnny jokes. I never heard this one before...I like it, LOL!!!!!
2007-10-24 11:55:11 · answer #1 · answered by Holiday Magic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they had hundreds of kids
that's not the correct answer Susie but good guess
hahahaha
2007-10-24 11:47:32 · answer #2 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
bet the teacher didnt ask susie any more questions. ROFLMAO. =)
2007-10-24 12:05:52 · answer #3 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it theres a johnny version of it to .star for you
2007-10-24 12:26:55 · answer #4 · answered by Lina1995_6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-24 11:48:38 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that's awesome.
2007-10-24 11:50:16 · answer #6 · answered by BlckPdf 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before.. but still cracks me up
2007-10-24 11:47:02 · answer #7 · answered by B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha i like dis joke......heard it before though!
2007-10-24 11:46:55 · answer #8 · answered by Alice Cullen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-24 12:26:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks I almost peed I was so suprised
2007-10-24 14:04:40 · answer #10 · answered by leafmom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋