Bob entered a restaurant & sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. Jim, a nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon & set it on the table. Bob was impressed. "Do all the waiters here carry spoons in their pockets?"
Jim replied, "Yes, ever since an efficiency expert visited our restaurant...he determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen."
Bob ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that a string is hanging from your fly?"
Jim replied, "Yes, we all do. Seems that the same efficiency expert determined that we spend too much time washing our hands after using the men's room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my pen*s. When I need to go, I simply pull the string, do my thing, & then return to work. Having never touched myself.....
2007-10-24 11:40:36 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
there really is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time."
"Wait a minute," said Bob, how do you get your pen*s back in your pants?"
"Well I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon."
2007-10-24 11:41:55 · update #1
I don't quite know how to respond to that fidgety!.Wait a minute let me go to the toilet to have a think.
Yes I've had a good think, (I think,) and have come to the conclusion that I am not going to be eating any more soup or desserts in restaurants any more.Now I think I had better go and wash my hands.
2007-10-25 00:56:58 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, what a way to start my morning off. I can't wait to get to work and tell some of my co-workers. Thnx for a great start off.
2007-10-25 04:18:53 · answer #2 · answered by snakefinder41360 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's disgusting - but it's bloody hilarious! I'm going to tell it to a guy at work who loves jokes like that!
2007-10-24 13:15:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-24 13:21:22 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaaaa good one.....almost woke the house up laughing there...lol.
2007-10-24 14:55:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO Fidgety.Another class joke as usual.I wonder if he tried it with a fork first !!! Keep them coming.
2007-10-24 11:49:35 · answer #6 · answered by Crackerjack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Brilliant joke Fidgety.!!!
10/10.!!!
So much for hygiene and efficiency, lol.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
2007-10-24 12:04:36 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO Jeesh girl you know how to put a person off their food LOLOLOL
2007-10-25 17:49:51 · answer #8 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was cake shop & serving tongs last time i heard this
still a funny one tho
2007-10-26 06:54:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That is a very cute (and totally disgusting) joke!
2007-10-24 11:44:48 · answer #10 · answered by Melly 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋