3 men are sitting in a sauna. they heard a bleeping sound. the American pressed his arm and the bleeping stopped. That was my pager, i have a Microchip in my arm.
The phone rings, Japanese man puts his palm to his ear.
That was my phone, i have a Microchip in my palm.
Pakistani man not to be out smarted, went to the toilet and come back with toilet paper hanging out of his ****. the others stared at him. he said,
Oh look i'm getting a fax !!!!!!!!
by the way i am a paki girl ! but i found this more than hilarious !
2007-10-24 10:47:32 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
read this one last week , getting old now . sorry :o(
2007-10-24 10:51:30 · answer #1 · answered by Fr3dinbed 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a spiritual "birth," meaning becoming a new person. It is our cultural language game for signifying that this person has changed, and the ritual that goes with it (water baptism) symbolizes a second birth. It is a public confirmation that this person has been made brand new. And snice we remain sinners even after this occurs, we are being born again all the time, as we admit our mistakes and attempt to correct them and do better. We are constantly becoming new. The great thing about this metaphor is that no matter how far you have gone down any other path, no matter how evil you have been, there is always hope in being made new.
2016-04-10 03:16:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-24 10:56:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one.
"by the way i am a paki girl ! but i found this more than hilarious !"
I like your outlook on life.
2007-10-24 23:14:46 · answer #4 · answered by Doodle 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
glad to see some people still have a sense of humour. good for you. I'll give you A thumbs up to that
2007-10-24 11:23:12 · answer #5 · answered by Brian I 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep gotta agree lol
2007-10-24 11:04:15 · answer #6 · answered by Peter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:Lol now I loved that one and thanks to owning up your a Pakistani,for that you get my vote and I will also give you a star.xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I have learned not to be offened by small minded people,cause that way you lower yourself to their leave,so be proud were you come from and show people you can still joke about your own race.xxxxxxxxx
2007-10-24 10:57:46 · answer #7 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-24 11:33:44 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes the old ones are the best.good one.
2007-10-24 10:51:24 · answer #9 · answered by Spot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cool but im paki so i didnt enjoy it much
2007-10-24 11:18:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
heard it before but still funny good effort
2007-10-24 23:56:19 · answer #11 · answered by richy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋