A son asks his dad the difference between 'realistically' and 'theoretically'.
Dad says thats hard, but i have an idea. Ask mum if she would sleep with the milkman for £1 million. Mum says yes.
Dad says now ask your sister if she would sleep with the coalman for £2 million. Sister says yes.
Well there you go son, thats your answer, THEORETICALLY we're sitting on £3 million, but REALISTICALLY we're living with two slags !
Sooo funny !
2007-10-24 10:41:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oldie; but still funny :)
2007-10-24 10:44:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm beneficial he's in basic terms involved in dying and questioning approximately it. He is familiar with that all and sundry dies at some point, and he in basic terms quite likes his dad's telephone. it quite is not a huge deal, I remember asking my grandparents for his or her residing house while i became into that age. it quite is common, do not issue. Oh, and your son in all probability would not comprehend that his dad's telephone heavily isn't cool in 50 years. he's in basic terms now gaining awareness of what cool is. perchance his dad could desire to permit him use his telephone greater often than not. it will make him happy and appreciate his father greater.
2016-10-07 13:09:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-24 12:22:54 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
That is an Excellent joke.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers once again for a laugh.!!!
2007-10-24 12:20:22 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha som1 shoudld test this out might work lol
nice one
2007-10-24 11:31:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what? I think that one deserves a star!
2007-10-24 14:04:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!
2007-10-24 12:02:45 · answer #7 · answered by Fifi L'amour 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one but old
2007-10-24 11:40:26 · answer #8 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one but old
2007-10-24 11:20:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
fantastic lmao
2007-10-24 11:06:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋