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A spirit came to me in the night and told me not to be afraid and that Satan had a purpose for me. Recently the stream that runs past our house started to run with blood and I can now turn my head 360 degrees, should I take a test?

2007-10-24 10:26:14 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

23 answers

I would take a few...You wouldn't want a false negative and end up giving birth to the anti-christ in a bathroom...

Just remember, morning pee is best..

Two pink marks of the beast means your pregnant!!

2007-10-24 11:07:45 · answer #1 · answered by All I Hear Is Blah Blah Blah... 5 · 1 0

I would be more concerned with the fact that your head can turn 360 degrees ???

2007-10-24 17:29:58 · answer #2 · answered by Krysty M 2 · 3 0

Oooh, take the SATs! Then you'd know, if you got a perfect score, that Satan's kid was telling you the answers.

Congratulations!

2007-10-24 17:31:05 · answer #3 · answered by 雅威的烤面包机 6 · 0 0

Yes. Unwanted pregnancies can have serious effects on a woman. Abort.

2007-10-24 19:05:11 · answer #4 · answered by ►solo 6 · 0 0

That 360 degrees thing will get you big dough in the porn industry....

2007-10-24 17:33:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Your doing fine girl, just fine. Stay away from the illegal stuff and stick with reality. gods and satans are all imaginary.

2007-10-24 17:31:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Cravings! You forget to mention the bizarre cravings.

2007-10-24 17:32:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Strange dreams, hallucinations, and demonic behavior ...

Sounds like pregnancy hormones to me!

2007-10-24 17:30:21 · answer #8 · answered by ?Heretic? 4 · 7 0

Don't worry. All of that is perfectly normal for a woman in your condition.

2007-10-24 17:39:26 · answer #9 · answered by Shawn B 7 · 0 1

yes a sanity test

2007-10-24 17:33:52 · answer #10 · answered by Bride of Christ 6 · 0 1

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