1).Question: How can a girl make a guy eat sh*t?
Answer: Wipe Forward!!!!!!
2).During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite."
"What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
the dinner table."
"And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your
good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to
meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted....
2007-10-24 10:10:40 · 8 answers · asked by Mel 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL im feeling rly bad for little johnnys teacher...she always ends up fainting haha....that was a rly good one tho one of the best. and the first was incredibly gross but i couldnt stop laughing. now i just gotta go find sum1 whos got a sick sense of humor....
2007-10-24 10:59:24 · answer #1 · answered by whydoesitcrysmeagol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-24 12:02:16 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm surprised no-ones slapped little Johnny yet!
2007-10-24 10:14:46 · answer #3 · answered by monkeynuts 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha! That cracked me up!
2007-10-24 10:16:20 · answer #4 · answered by Clare 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny woowww. i craked uppp..hahahahh
2007-10-24 11:14:11 · answer #5 · answered by borabora_ hearts_u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really never got that one
i bet it would be funny if i new what the funny part means!
i guess good though!
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2007-10-24 10:17:33 · answer #6 · answered by æd∆n 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha, lol that was a good one. have a star!!
2007-10-24 10:14:35 · answer #7 · answered by ♥crazygirl♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-24 11:33:51 · answer #8 · answered by gorilon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋