All right R&S, how many of you have other things to do right now? Such as......?

Question

.....Work. lol. this is funny.

The population of this country is 237 million.

104 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes...(you can substitute this with "sitting on your computer on R&S" If you want)

Answer 1

Haha I've read this before. Funny stuff.

And anyway, screw it. It's 5 oclock somewhere! *drink*

Answer 2

Nope... I fed the livestock at 5:30 am ... Sent the cows through the milking rigs at 6am got the kids off to their various schools between 6:30 and 7 ... Refilled the electric feeders that needed it between 9 and 10... Got some housework done between 11 and ... I am now free to do what I want until 3 when the kids start getting home from school..

Then all I have to do tonight is sent the cows through the milking rigs again at about 6 but I will probably have my son do that tonight and instead go out to dinner with my husband and maybe spend a couple hours at the casino loosing at nickle slots.. 2 hours entertainment for $10 in nickles not bad..

Answer 3

I've been working ALL day, as a matter of fact. But then again, I'm not from "this country".
It might come as a surprise to you, but we in other countries actually DO some proper work! ;) :-P

Answer 4

I should be at school. Instead, I am here, answering another of your silly questions. How sad.

I've decided that it would be more prudent to MY agenda to not threaten you with divorce anymore, because you won't grant me one anyway.

Answer 5

I SHOULD be working right now. But it's almost 5 o'clock anyway...

Answer 6

We'd better get Busy Buddy! :)

Answer 7

I don't work 24/7.....but awww, you make me feel speshul...just like me, you have nothing better to do....

Answer 8

party pooper LOL

Answer 9

R&S is my job!