2007-10-24 09:38:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You can tell BabyA disapproves of you. SHE IS YELLING AT YOU IN ALL CAPS. i say we sell our tickets ot the pearly gates, and get her a ticket in a haybasket. Then when the BIG DAY comes, we stick her in a basket, stick an apple in her mouth, slather her with butter, and slide her down the express chute. We could sell tickets for THAT and make HELLof monwy.
I'm in...
2007-10-24 10:21:06 · answer #1 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nobody stands in line to get into heaven. when a person gets saved, they are accounted as already in.
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the ticket scalpers are lurking on the earth.
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2007-10-24 10:08:27 · answer #2 · answered by opalist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope so. I got a really awesome seat at the Who concert in Little Rock back in March, thanks to a ticket scalper!:)
2007-10-24 09:47:57 · answer #3 · answered by tangerine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Everyone will stand before God. And I'm sure many who know they won't make the cut might fight for a way to sneak in. But God will see beyond that.
2007-10-24 10:10:27 · answer #4 · answered by Joyful 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're talking about Fenway Park, right?
2007-10-24 10:12:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, if you sell your soul to get into Heaven, how does that work?
2007-10-24 09:43:17 · answer #6 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You bet your life there will be, and they will all be ex priests with sheepish grins on their faces, they will be trying to sell you passes stamped "Invalid."
2007-10-24 09:44:27 · answer #7 · answered by johnandeileen2000 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nah, the show ain't sold-out.. In fact, it will be more boring than a Bob Dylan concert.
2007-10-24 09:41:59 · answer #8 · answered by outcrop 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
How many souls for the fluffiest cloud.....
2007-10-24 09:42:11 · answer #9 · answered by genaddt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea, but I am sure you can find them on ebay!
2007-10-24 09:52:40 · answer #10 · answered by mrr86 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋