I used that the person is so old that they've been to a speakeasy! But I need something funnier and possibly meaner.
2007-10-24 09:36:33 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And stop saying "they fart dust"!!!!
2007-10-24 09:41:25 · update #1
Pathagoras1- Take a look at the question list now!
2007-10-24 09:55:51 · update #2
He was so old that he died...get it..died..
2007-10-24 09:39:02 · answer #1 · answered by Olivia 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Thinks the Amish are way ahead of their time.
Still getting royalty checks from Napoleon.
Pocahontas dumped him for John Smith.
Has Alexander Graham Bell's phone number.
"Let's do this again sometime" means tomorrow or never.
2007-10-24 09:40:07 · answer #2 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I got a couple
Person is so old that when they went to see a republican he saw a big a8s8s
Person is so fat and dumb that he got a part in a movie called the dumb and ugly and when they were supposed to open the door and come in they jumped though the wall and said i am uguly im related to bush and his butt ugly daddy!
LMAO LMAO LMAO !!!
What do you get when you cross your old husband with a 17 year old girl???
900 GRANKIDS AHAHAHAHAHA
2007-10-24 10:02:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
They thought the walking farts was just a song on the radio.
2007-10-24 09:38:53 · answer #4 · answered by Angela J 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your mom is so old that she already shriveled up as a two pair raisins.
2007-10-24 21:03:43 · answer #5 · answered by Red Panda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they have an autographed bible,They remember when the swiss Alps used to be an anthill,Fantasise in Black and White?Cant finish a You're so old joke...(sorry,could help that one)
2007-10-24 09:40:44 · answer #6 · answered by Civic_Drifter 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
(Person) is so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
(Person) is so old her social security number is 1!
(Person) is so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
(Person) is so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
(Person) is so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
(Person) is so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
(Person) is so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
(Person) is so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
(Person) is so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
(Person) is so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
2007-10-24 09:52:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
(person) is so fat that when the jumped into the ocean it started singing we r family even though ur bigger than me!
(person) is so old tourists constantly take pix or thier wrinkles mistaking them for the grand canyon!
2007-10-24 09:42:28 · answer #8 · answered by !~*emma boo*~! 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He is so old that when God said "Let there be light" he flicked the switch.
2007-10-24 19:03:58 · answer #9 · answered by lissamarfin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He rode to school on a wooly mammoth.
2007-10-24 09:39:02 · answer #10 · answered by whoa 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
They remember the invention of mud
2007-10-24 09:38:46 · answer #11 · answered by Steven D 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋