It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.
She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."
He said, "**** him, give him a dollar."
The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."
2007-10-24 09:21:52 · 11 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I truly laughed out loud at that one.
2007-10-24 09:26:14 · answer #1 · answered by Loogie's Mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the unique Postman Pat sequence till now it became politically stunning with vegetables, ethnics, gays etc did every person aside from me word the subliminal message of the hills in the history?
2016-10-04 12:26:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-24 13:05:27 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, if only the word f"ck wasnt censored out...
o well, remember next time, it will be so plan ahead
but that really made me lol
2007-10-24 10:17:07 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Priya! ♥ (xD) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
but not ur best work
u still get a *
2007-10-24 12:00:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is the funniest one i have read so far today! star for you!
2007-10-24 09:27:33 · answer #6 · answered by ♥crazygirl♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl great joke
2007-10-24 09:51:59 · answer #7 · answered by bonnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i remember that from school , still lol tho
2007-10-24 11:11:39 · answer #8 · answered by Fr3dinbed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice, he won't be going postal ever again
2007-10-24 09:44:37 · answer #9 · answered by David L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-10-24 09:45:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋