2007-10-24 09:18:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Only if he's wearing his yamicah...
2007-10-24 09:36:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus could wiggle his nose and create miracles, thus, why would he fly?
No wait, that was Samantha....
Besides, Jesus really loves trains - I saw him on Amtrak, once, and he was looking at the business section, which I felt was rather odd for the non-material one. But then again, who am I to judge jesus. {Although, later I did judge him because I saw him pick his nose and wipe it onto the upholstered seat}
2007-10-24 16:31:02 · answer #2 · answered by outcrop 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only after being inspected by a rubber glove.
2007-10-24 16:21:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Beloved;
Jesus is alive today. He's the same as he was yesterday, today, and forever more. being who and what he is , he's able to do anything but FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-10-24 17:04:01 · answer #4 · answered by MR.RIOUS1 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure, as long as he wasn't a terrorist.
Or had anything suspicious on him.
2007-10-24 16:22:52 · answer #5 · answered by LadySuri 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not without an extensive cavity search I'm sure.
2007-10-24 16:22:06 · answer #6 · answered by religionisforboosers 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
after a full cavity search probably .. well .. its easy to see where all our minds are ... im sooo ashamed ..
2007-10-24 16:22:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋