My cat brought home a...?

Question

a severed hand and I`m dead serious!
I opened the door and here he comes with a mutiated human hand and it is covered with nasty dead flesh kinda purple and blue looking, I have a serious warrant for my arrest and I can`t call the police, What shlod I do?
He keeps chewing on it and rolling all over it and I don`t want to touch it?

Answer 1

If it weren't so close to Halloween, I might believe your story. On the off chance that this is even remotely true, and you do have a warrant out for your arrest, I suggest that you put on some rubber gloves, pick up the hand, and put it on your neighbor's porch in the middle of the night. Preferably on Halloween night so that if you get busted by the neighbor, you can say it was a joke.

Answer 2

Funny.

If this was in the dog forum I'd maybe believe it except for your reactions.

As it is, cats don't bring home rotting meat, they detest stuff like that.

Happy Halloween to you. If this was real you should have called the police asap or taken it over to them in a bag with the general area that it was found in. But I don't think you're telling the truth so it's rather moot.

Answer 3

Yeah, and my cat is an alien spy kitty who sucks your brains out at night. She already got my brother.
If you're that worried about this 'severed hand,' give it to a friend so they can tell the police and pretend their cat or dog brought it home.

Answer 4

haha hey this is pretty good! you should think about writing a book. maybe on this severed hand and the warrant 4 ur arrest!

and get the "hand" away from ur cat. it might choke on a finger nail.

Answer 5

Have you ever tought that your cat may be a Werecat? be careful u may be next

Answer 6

Don't you have a detention to go to?