2007-10-24 09:07:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You're misunderstanding the theology. They didn't have cars back then, they had donkeys, and in Luke 19:29-34, Jesus steals a donkey and trashes it.
2007-10-24 09:14:02 · answer #1 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Trashing a rental car would have been a sin and Jesus never got sued in small claims court by Hertz.
2007-10-24 16:10:52 · answer #2 · answered by Tim N 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That rental car bore no license number. Only legal cars gets mention in the book
2007-10-24 16:13:25 · answer #3 · answered by busymen m 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
According to the traffic accident report of the Palestine police, Jesus was only a passenger on the Avis Rent-A-Cart that was broadsided by a camel running a red candlelight.
2007-10-24 16:16:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did you see any mention of cars in the Bible? How do you know that Joseph and Mary didn't have a car when Jesus was born?
See, I can ask dumb questions too.
2007-10-24 16:14:03 · answer #5 · answered by kellygirlaj 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did he need a car for? He had a donkey, a brand new pair of sandals made by slave labor in China, and Benny Hinn. That is all a short, dark-skinned fellow about to fly up to heaven needs.
2007-10-24 16:35:57 · answer #6 · answered by Yank 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because there were no cars back then and that is the only account we have of him coming down to earth as a human
2007-10-24 16:12:29 · answer #7 · answered by in need of help 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's nothin in the rule book that says an elephant can't play!
2007-10-24 16:13:18 · answer #8 · answered by spencer 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
because god told Hertz that Jesus was a good driver, so when he trashed his rented Jeep, it was all hushed up
2007-10-24 22:55:44 · answer #9 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This actually DID make me LOL! I think Jesus was laughing too.
Thumbs up!
2007-10-24 16:12:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋