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The great voice of God, Jack Chick says:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0058/0058_01.asp

Man was I deceived! Holy smokes!

*drink*

...believe that and I'll tell you another one... :p

2007-10-24 08:52:08 · 15 answers · asked by Emperor Insania Says Bye! 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Look more truths about halloween!
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1053/1053_01.asp

2007-10-24 08:57:03 · update #1

Father K - lol

2007-10-24 08:57:41 · update #2

The thumbs down fairy came to visit. I wonder which of the latest answerers didn't get a thumbs down?

2007-10-24 09:51:54 · update #3

and I don't mean Geezah either.

2007-10-24 09:52:27 · update #4

15 answers

I think ol' Jack Chick played the drinking game a little too long. Oh...and the peyote game, and the mushroom game, and the bong-hit game, too

2007-10-24 08:54:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 15 1

Ah yes, good ol' Jack Chick tracts. Check out these parodies:
http://www.weirdcrap.com/chick/archive.html
http://www.humpin.org/mst3kdd/

2007-10-24 16:37:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Regardless of how Halloween started, it doesn't reflect that now. What's sinful and satanic about dressing up in costumes and getting free candy? This comic makes as much sense as when radical anti-gay activists create "haunted houses" for Halloween and include horrific scenes of gay people marrying and going to hell or gay people getting AIDS and going to hell. They are covered with fake blood and there is fire and it's all just another way to normalize homophobia and recruit young people into the anti-gay lifestyle.

2007-10-25 06:52:17 · answer #3 · answered by Michael B - Prop. 8 Repealed! 7 · 0 0

Wow... that guy outright lies.

I guess this Jack Chick guy is the devil... they call Satan the Master of Lies or something, right?

Not only does the guy know nothing about witchcraft or Halloween, but the guy is clueless about history as well.

And what's with the Druid with an ankh????

Edit: LMAO @ Father K's explanation for the lunacy. You may be onto something! I think he may also have been playing the "lick the smilieface sticker" game, too.....LOL

2007-10-24 15:58:36 · answer #4 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 5 1

i cannot stand chick tracts. they are so stupid and offensive.

i work at a christian daycare, where a child brought one up to me. (the first time i ever seen it).

and i opened it and read, and it showed this guy getting thrown into prison, screaming profanity as he was raped by a male inmate.

something all children should see....

edit: wow that story was pretty similar to a friday the 13th movie. lol.

2007-10-24 16:00:55 · answer #5 · answered by Chippy v1.0.0.3b 6 · 4 1

Jack Chick always is good for a laugh.

Except people really do hate like he does.

2007-10-24 15:58:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 8 1

I tend to be very traditional in my beliefs however I see Jack Chick for what he is; a nut.

2007-10-24 15:57:27 · answer #7 · answered by arikinder 6 · 8 1

oy gods.

Did you notice how little biblical quotes there were in that tract?

That's because the chick people didn't use the bible to come up with that one, they just pulled it out of their butts.

2007-10-24 15:56:11 · answer #8 · answered by LabGrrl 7 · 7 1

Wow, just wow.

Almost makes the creation museum seem rational.

2007-10-24 15:57:18 · answer #9 · answered by Adoptive Father 6 · 7 1

LMFAO! Jack Chick, the great oracle of our day!

2007-10-24 15:54:37 · answer #10 · answered by Cheryl E 7 · 6 2

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