A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."
2007-10-24 08:04:54 · 22 answers · asked by Whoever_U_Are 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here's your star -- that's funny!!!
2007-10-24 08:08:41 · answer #1 · answered by butterfliesRfree 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heck yeah
2007-10-26 02:41:26 · answer #2 · answered by sharon_minter@att.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny the first time I heard it... about 20 years ago.
2007-10-24 15:08:06 · answer #3 · answered by ♥≈Safi≈♥ ☼of the Atheati☼ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny I have heard it before but it still makes me chuckle!
2007-10-24 15:19:58 · answer #4 · answered by chicky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard that before but forgot the punchline. Good stuff.
2007-10-24 15:08:45 · answer #5 · answered by Go Bears! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star
2007-10-24 15:08:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on where it's told. I don't personally find it funny.
2007-10-24 15:09:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good but not quite the star
2007-10-24 15:08:48 · answer #8 · answered by greendaypunk8587 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
realy u are doing good work in this feild , I want to say LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI
2007-10-24 15:08:37 · answer #9 · answered by phertm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not too bad. kinda funny
2007-10-24 15:08:45 · answer #10 · answered by girly22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋