An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....
"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
"Incredible"he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 pound note appears.
"This is amazing!"exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?"
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man! "shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc.....
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says "£1,990 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman
"I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."
2007-10-24 07:55:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good joke.!!!
10/10.!!!
Got me laughing, cheers.!!!
2007-10-24 14:32:47 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haw haw!
Speaking of doctor and man's bottom:
The guy tells his friend he's got an awful pain in his butt. And the friend tells him he has piles and what kind of cream to use for it.
The guy tries the cream but still has the awful pain. He runs into another friend and tells him about it.
This one says no, creams don't work. He tells the guy to have a cup of tea, tehn take the tea leaves and pack them up his behind like a poultice.
The guy does itm has a cup of tea every day for a week and stuffs the leaves up his heinie. The guy's still in terrible pain, so finally he goes to see a doctor.
The doctor tells him to drop his pants and bend over. He looks up the guy's keester and says,
"Yes, I see you have piles...And I see you're going to go on a long journey."
2007-10-24 08:13:46 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good - can't wait to tell it.
I wonder if it was the same Irishman whose doctor was explaining to him how nature adjusted certain physical disabilities. "For example, if a man is blind, he develops a keen sense of hearing and touch. If he's profoundly deaf, he develops other senses."
"I know what you mean," he said, "I've noticed that if a bloke has one short leg, then the other one is always a bit longer."
2007-10-24 11:57:06 · answer #3 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-04-10 02:55:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good un.
Did you hear about the pregnant Irish woman, she phones her ma and says " Ma I tink me waters have broke".
Her ma says " holy mother Mary, where are you ringing from"
and the daughter says, "from me minge ta me ankles" lol
2007-10-24 09:30:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice vocalization. Good joke.
2007-10-24 08:11:05 · answer #6 · answered by *Fletch* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A star for a very cute one!!
2007-10-24 08:55:30 · answer #7 · answered by 'Old & Cudley' 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Huh..... Took me awhile to read, but it's funny. I wish I could star, but I've reched my limit!
2007-10-24 08:03:09 · answer #8 · answered by Kaeldra 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute. I hadn't heard that one before.
2007-10-24 09:45:37 · answer #9 · answered by ☆Zestee☆ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i heard it before but it works better with the accent
2007-10-24 07:59:50 · answer #10 · answered by David L 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋