I checked my underwear, my shoes, and my prosthetic tail... I can't figure out where it's coming from... It's like the damn sound is following me.
2007-10-24 06:35:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
Check your Gerbil for water retention
2007-10-24 12:55:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are encountering a phenomenon commonly called "squishing without cause" but technically referred to in psych books as Poo-Foot-Syndrome. Although the name alludes to having some sort of fecal matter on the bottom of ones shoe, the actual presence of the poo is absent. It is your brain playing a little trick on you. It has convinced yourself that there actually IS poo on your shoe. And your brain, being as logical as it is, concludes that along with poopy shoes is a squishing sound while walking. So your ears (because of misguided brain waves) hear the squish of the poo that your brain has convinced you is on the bottom of your shoe.
Other symptoms include a fondness for the smell of poo, nausea and or vomiting, loose stools, erratic sniffing and nose scrunching, sudden loss of vision, and in extreme cases, death by asphyxiation.
Good luck Stooge, you are gonna need it.
2007-10-24 06:58:26 · answer #2 · answered by smellyfoot ™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do it in hopes that it annoys my coworkers. Sometimes I actually do make a geniune squishing noise and it leads me to believe that I have a leak in one of my silicone butt implants. I feel this is it because it takes me forever to wipe.
2007-10-24 08:01:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor you those are holes in your trainers trapping the water in between the air cushions causing the squishy noise I have had the same happen to me twice.
2007-10-24 06:49:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Do not fret. It is merely an auditory hallucination. Change the channel until you find a more pleasing sound.
2007-10-24 13:04:04 · answer #5 · answered by Marguerite 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe your brain is coming loose again; better go get it screwed back in,Mine is starting coming out every 4 weeks and i have to go to the car mechanic and get it bolted in again.
2007-10-24 07:02:02 · answer #6 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's the "green gnome" following you!
2007-10-24 06:40:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It could be water on the knee.
2007-10-24 06:43:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you have water in your ears and its splishing an splashing.
2007-10-24 06:42:50 · answer #9 · answered by Diane M 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Could be all the water you have between the ears!!!!!
2007-10-24 11:20:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋