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What about having an R&S "Catholic Special Edition" of the drinking game? I can think of a couple of questions right off the top:

1) Why do Catholics pray to Mary?
2) Where is (fill in the doctrine) in the Bible?

What are some other Catholic questions for the Special Edition Drinking Game?

2007-10-24 06:32:41 · 10 answers · asked by Wolfeblayde 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

P.S. Like the disclaimer that McDonald's gives on its Monopoly game, you don't have to be Catholic to play and win. Just grab a glass and join in the fun!

2007-10-24 06:34:57 · update #1

10 answers

"What's the difference between Catholics and Christians?"
"Catholics, why do you believe you're saved by works?"
"Are Catholics allowed to read the Bible?"
"Why do you worship statues?"
"Why do you call your priests "Father" when the Bible says "call no man father?"
"Why do you obey the Pope?"
"Why do you baptize babies?"
"Why don't you pray from the heart instead of using vain and repetitious prayer like a rosary?"
"Why do you call Mary the 'Mother of God'?"
"Why do you follow a religion that did (fill in a particularly negative episode in 2000 years of Church history)?"
"Why do you exclude other Christians from your communion?"
"Why follow all those man-made traditions instead of the Bible?"

Give me a minute or two and I may think of more.

(short pause)

Oh, yeah -- with a nickname like this, how could I forget:
"Are Catholics saved/born again?"

2007-10-24 07:39:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

I went to Catholic School from K-Graduate School.......hmmmm good question:

1) How long does it take a nun to get that habit on?

2) Did the Catholic religion invent the drinking game "Cardinal Puff Puff?

3) Why are nuns allowed to be around 30 children all day, when they have ABSOLUTELY NO CONCEPT OF "FAMILY" as they'll never have a boyfriend, husband OR even come close to having kids?

4) How much have you spent on Psychotherapy to undo the psychological damage that the nuns inflicted on us?

5) How many nuns can you fit in a Chevy Malibu? (yeah, that's what Sister Jean Pierre, the head penguin used to drive)

Good luck with your Catholic Edition of Monopoly........and will be GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL be replaced by GO IMMEDIATELY TO CONFESSION?? And will FREE PARKING be replaced with YOU HAVE DONE YOUR PENANCE??

Christopher

2007-10-24 08:22:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 4 0

1) Where is purgatory in the Bible?

2) How come you worship statues?

3) Isn't the Hail Mary "vain and repetitious"?

4) Why do Catholics baptize babies?

5) What about the thief on the cross? (you pass "go", get out of jail free and collect $200.00 AND get a free hotel on Boardwalk if you see this one!)

2007-10-24 06:40:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

The Electric company Energy draining,financially draining the price you pay gets higher with every roll of the dice it's a gamble just like life. The people who have it say you can't live without it but funnily enough for 100s or even 1000s of years people did.

2016-04-10 02:42:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What's it cost to get my grandma into heaven?
Why can't you pray to Jesus like Christians do?
Why did the Catholic church ban the Bible?
Since the Pope changed his mind on Limbo he can't really be infallible right?

I could go on all day

2007-10-24 06:56:34 · answer #5 · answered by Adoptive Father 6 · 3 0

why do catholics worship statues?
why do catholics worship the pope

really, any strawman about the Catholic Church.



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2007-10-24 08:16:42 · answer #6 · answered by Quailman 6 · 0 0

3) Hey CATHOLICS...isn't it TRUE that in the year 1305 you people...
4) Why do you people worship the pope?
5) Why do you people confess to priests?
6) PRIESTS!!! LIL KIDS!!! whatcha think???

Good grief, this drinking game might be the death of us all...

2007-10-24 06:41:10 · answer #7 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 3 1

"Why do Catholics cannibalise Jesus?"
Anything about paedophile priests.

2007-10-24 06:37:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

um..how about that thing they do with the beads?
or a collect $200 for each protestant at the table

2007-10-24 06:35:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

only we must use communion wine.... at least i do

2007-10-24 06:58:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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