pickup lines!?

My watch is magic. It's telling me you are not wearing panties,

She replies i am wearing panties.

You say it must be 10 min fast

2007-10-24 07:21:04 · answer #1 · answered by David L 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"
Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coord inated.
Do you wash your panties with Windex? Cuz I keep seeing myself in them.
Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
Are those space pants? Cuz your butt is out of this world
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy:I looked at you and dropped mine.

2007-10-24 13:38:21 · answer #2 · answered by Stephanie S 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋

From an episode of Futurama:
"My two favorite things are commitment, and changing myself."

2007-10-24 13:28:08 · answer #3 · answered by cavidda 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋

I had a wonderful dream last night and you were in it. All I can say is ..... Thank you so much.

2007-10-24 13:39:17 · answer #4 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

hey sexy, come and sit on my lap and we'll talk about the thing that pops up first.

2007-10-24 14:01:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋

Do you believe in the here after? then you know what im here after...

2007-10-24 13:39:54 · answer #6 · answered by MrS. B. Wo0dS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink.

2007-10-24 14:18:20 · answer #7 · answered by Thy Knower of Naught 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋

Is your name summer... cuz your hot!

Are your parents retarted?.. cuz your special

2007-10-24 14:08:11 · answer #8 · answered by kickiter247 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋

i know i;m not fred flinstone but i can make your bed rock

2007-10-24 14:05:49 · answer #9 · answered by ♥g00ber♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

are you from tennesee because you are the only ten i see

2007-10-24 13:26:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

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