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Who told you that there isn't a beautiful, sexy, goddess? She is all around us, the wind in your hear, the rain on your face. Just look and you will find her.

2007-10-24 06:04:35 · answer #1 · answered by Yup it's me! 2 · 5 3

Surely he could, but the key terms in there are "if he wanted".

Besides, he is God. He wants to watch football on Saturdays without the nagging.

2007-10-24 06:05:10 · answer #2 · answered by jwbyrdman 4 · 3 0

Procreation isn't one of the things God has a need for ---- you're entering a holy area about things better than sex.

2007-10-24 07:21:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

He was having an affair with a married woman named Mary who was his babies momma. Her husband was a carpenter, God was afraid of getting nailed.

2007-10-24 07:18:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Think about it.

The Holy Spirit is a "he"
God is a "he".
Jesus is a "he".

Three guys hanging out for all eternity with no women around.

That is a tad suspicious in my book.

2007-10-24 06:04:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

God has no need of a sexy so called goddess as His holy nature is in constant perfection,He created us as dependant beings but He is not dependant on anyone for His perfect happiness.

2007-10-24 06:04:46 · answer #6 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 1 5

God is Holy and a Spirit he cant

2007-10-24 06:05:55 · answer #7 · answered by babo1dm 6 · 1 1

Despotic deities can only have sex by kidnapping and raping damsels....

Plus, the Catholic god prefers young boys...

2007-10-24 06:04:57 · answer #8 · answered by Lex Fok B.M.F. 3 · 2 1

he's probably got a mistress on the down low

2007-10-24 06:34:08 · answer #9 · answered by slopoke6968 7 · 0 0

He should have married his babies mama. That just goes to show you what kind of individual he is.

2007-10-24 06:06:15 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 2 1

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