Cake or Bed????

Question

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
>
> HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS
> NOW.
>
> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> PGE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.
>
> FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T
> CLOSE RIGHT
>
> TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO
>
> FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE
> ABOUT TO BREAK
>
> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I
> HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF
> YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
>
> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE?OF HOURS.....
> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME.
>
> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
>
> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
>
> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
>
> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
>
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
>
> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
>
> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH
> HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
>
> HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
>
> SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO...DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO!

Answer 1

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╚═╩═╩═╝ thats hillarious

Answer 2

Cake.

Answer 3

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 4

I don't think so either,............... lol,lol,lol. 10/10. that was excellent, brilliant, fantastic.............. what else.................oh a star for you, coz i loved that joke.thank you.

Answer 5

that is some crude humor.

Answer 6

rotflmao