F1 Announcement
The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.
However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Alonso's bird in the shower!
2007-10-24 05:16:13 · 19 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
That is an Excellent joke Greybeard.!!!
10/10.!!!
The quickist fingers in the West, lol can't beat the boys from Liverpool.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
2007-10-24 11:27:16 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is without a doubt the best joke I have read today!!!!!
have a big shiny golden star!!
edit - I've forwarded this to the guys at Top Gear!!
2007-10-24 12:21:49 · answer #2 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny hahahaha
2007-10-24 12:29:18 · answer #3 · answered by beauty_tells_all 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was a brilliant joke. And yep, that's pretty much exactly how the scousers work. Have a star BTW
2007-10-24 12:36:48 · answer #4 · answered by Bartemis Crowl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-24 12:37:25 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh GB funny but so true.
2007-10-24 15:04:52 · answer #6 · answered by D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha funny
2007-10-24 12:53:46 · answer #7 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all I can say to answer the question is SPOT ON !
2007-10-24 13:15:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee-hee-hhee! I liked that one!
2007-10-24 12:50:36 · answer #9 · answered by Blue Oyster Kel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe serves them right! that's nice
2007-10-24 12:20:42 · answer #10 · answered by kitten 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋