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a girl between my legs

2007-10-24 09:35:40 · answer #1 · answered by slopoke6968 7 · 1 0

When a Indian telemarketer calls just as I'm having dinner

2007-10-24 12:28:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Frosted Flakes brings out the "tiger" in me.

2007-10-24 12:18:06 · answer #3 · answered by liberpez 5 · 1 0

anyone seriously threatening to my friends or family will be summarily flayed alive with a rusty butterknife, dipped in salt just so they can feel true agony, and then ground up into shark bait.....

2007-10-24 12:30:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Men standing too damn close to me on the train could get me belligerent. I move away to avoid problems.

2007-10-24 12:16:20 · answer #5 · answered by سيف الله بطل ‎جهاد‎ 6 · 2 0

Mess with my kids, then watch out MFs

2007-10-24 12:14:40 · answer #6 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 2 0

My family.

2007-10-24 12:17:40 · answer #7 · answered by Yankee 2 · 2 0

Don't mess with my family.

(and stop throwing cigarettes out your car window. That's why they invented ASH TRAYS!)

2007-10-24 12:16:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Some pastor telling me what to do!

2007-10-24 12:15:16 · answer #9 · answered by Gyspy Soul 5 · 1 0

a bottle of vodka - then watch out men!!!!

2007-10-24 12:14:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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