Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Who was the survivor?
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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading he
2007-10-24 04:45:02 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
re, that is the end of the joke.
Men keep scrolling
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: women never listen.
2007-10-24 04:46:11 · update #1
Gold! Pure gold!
2007-10-24 04:49:20 · answer #1 · answered by JAGuzman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good. Of course I keept reading. I was curious. Plus I never claimed to be the prefect woman only more perfect than the man who listens even worse than us haha.
2007-10-24 12:07:19 · answer #2 · answered by Do you care? 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Great joke, It is super funny and intelligently written. It is the best one I have heard in a while any way lol :D, XD, :)
It is an awsome joke with good points.
2007-10-24 11:53:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-24 12:52:53 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is topical prank...Not Funny..
maybe you mean that the perfect woman was dreaming about the perfect men, the perfect wedding,the perfect car and the Santa Claus,,,then she can't concentrate properly and her distraction made the accident,,,correct?
2007-10-24 12:00:05 · answer #5 · answered by Calvary 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
WOMEN ARE PERFECT BUT MEN ARE ONLY AS PERFECT AS THEY WILL EVER BE THEY ARE MEN REMEMBER THEY CAN'T HELP THERE SELF'S BUT I DO BELIEVE THERE ARE SOME THAT RUNNING A CLOSE 2ND TO PERFECT . FOR THOSE OUT THERE THAT DON'T KNOW MY HAIR SALON IS NAMED HAIR RIDDLES AFTER MY LAST NAME OF COURSE . SANTA SURVIVOR BECAUSE HE IS ONLY MAKE BELEIVE ANYWAY JUST IN THE MIND TO MAKE KIDS HAPPY AND SOMEONE TO LOOK FORWARD TO AT CHRISTMA'S
2007-10-24 17:54:31 · answer #6 · answered by deeor dimples 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well I had to scroll down to see the other people's answers! I just happened to read it. hahah I like it though.
2007-10-24 11:50:31 · answer #7 · answered by Loogie's Mom 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This isn't funny at all, this is both misandric and misogynistic. Mainly misandric though, as you claim all men are imperfect.
2013-12-16 08:48:12 · answer #8 · answered by ForeverAWhile 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!, but then again if we are perfect why should we listen to anyone who is below us? lol
just kidding
2007-10-24 13:46:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spot on
2007-10-24 11:47:59 · answer #10 · answered by monkeynuts 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋