The school nurse, in her attempt to educate the seventh graders on the dangers of alcohol, set up a demonstration.
"This glass is full of pure grain alcohol," she said, "and this one has ordinary tapwater. Now watch."
She proceeded to drop a live earthworm in each glass. The worm in the water swam about happily while the other squirmed, shriveled up and died.
"Now can anyone tell me what you've learned from this?" she asked.
The slacker in the back row raised his hand and responded, "If I drink alcohol, then I won't get worms."
2007-10-24 04:41:54 · 11 answers · asked by ponyboy 81 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
=)) good one
2007-10-24 05:01:18 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Joanne♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-24 05:40:04 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a good assumption but very funny.
2007-10-24 05:34:31 · answer #3 · answered by beauty_tells_all 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now i know why you don't see worms at the bar
2007-10-24 04:46:43 · answer #4 · answered by monkeynuts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wriggle out of that.lol
2007-10-24 04:51:08 · answer #5 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I learned something today!!
2007-10-24 04:49:18 · answer #6 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol such a smart a**
2007-10-24 05:17:06 · answer #7 · answered by kitten 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-24 04:43:42 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. funny.
2007-10-24 04:44:42 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok i guess
2007-10-24 05:05:51 · answer #10 · answered by boldkevin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋