Thor wins it, all the way. Celebrity death match, anyone?
2007-10-24 04:41:59
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answered by daisy mcpoo 5
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Thor.
Actually... during the conversion period, there was a story about Jesus and Thor in a bar, together.
Thor offered to have a friendly little fight with Jesus. Jesus, drank some wine, and politely declined the offer.
Thor hefted his mead and offered again... nothing serious, not to the death or anything.. just a friendly little fight to see who was truly more powerful.
Jesus declined again, and told Thor a story that made Thor laugh.
So Thor, laughing, got Jesus some more wine, and they sat down and drank together.
I don't know the moral of the story, but it's a story about the two of them together.
2007-10-24 04:49:19
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answered by Anonymous
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In as much as Jesus apparently existed, with the supernatural attributes obviously not universally believed, we can set those aside and still: Person recorded in History vs someone evidently never existing seems like a pretty lopsided fight. Any fight I ever saw the winner actually existed.
2016-05-25 11:44:15
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answered by Anonymous
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Well, obviously Thor would win the fight - Jesus wouldn't fight back would he? But when Jesus dies he gets resurrected, see? The Norse gods die and that's it, you have to wait for new gods to be born after the world is remade.
Peace to you.
2007-10-24 10:34:50
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answered by Orpheus Rising 5
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Thor carries a hammer and Jesus was nailed to a cross.
2007-10-24 04:53:36
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answered by Anonymous
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Thor wins! Christ turns the other cheek and refuses to return violence in kind. Then thinking about it, Thor remorsefully repents, atones and submits to the Love and Peace of Christ.
Christ "walked the talk" proved it by being crucified and
for two thousand years Christ is revered,
The Hate & Violence of his tormentors and persecutors persist. They are not the ways of life mature individuals want to live. (Age, genderhood, education, wealth do not guarantee Maturity)..
2007-10-24 05:05:44
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answered by joehicswa 2
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Let's see.....
Thor is a comic book character created by Stan Lee based on the Norse mythological figure. Jesus Christ is the son of God who lives and sits on the right hand of God.
There's no fight.
The comic book character Thor would not fight Jesus because Jesus is innocent, therefore Thor would defend Him, not fight Him. The real Son of God would not lay a hand on Thor because Jesus was about turning the other cheek, not engaging in some "fight"
Why worship Jesus? Because he allowed Himself to be brutally tortured so you have a chance at living eternally.
I doubt a comic book character could do that!
2007-10-24 04:57:18
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answered by Nobody Special 7
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Jesus would try to love him and Thor would smack him with his hammer.
So I'd say Thor, unless he fancied Jesus
2007-10-24 04:43:46
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answered by numbnuts222 7
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Thor is nephilim, elohim are the sons of God, nephilim means fallen sons of God, those who found the daughters of men irrisistable so snatched them as wives,
This is why ET points to the sky when he says phone home
The bible talks of those angels that abandoned their first estate in the ehavens and saught to mess around with god's plan on earth
It says that these reusltant fallen angel and human offspring, *demi=-gods* were mighty men, men of old and men of reknown
so the legends of hercules and thor actually have some truth to them
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seeing as Jesus is the son of God, and the Thor is a fallen angel, Jesus would win,
but as the good Lord says, do not rejoice that the demons submit to you, rejoice that your names are written in heaven
peace in Christ
2007-10-24 04:49:30
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answered by Anonymous
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my moneys on Thor because hes the God of thunder
2007-10-24 04:42:33
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answered by Anonymous
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Thor does have a hammer or is it no weapons allowed?
2007-10-24 04:43:49
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answered by Cotton Wool Ninja 6
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