Three nuns were in the church discussing various rumors about the local
priest.
The first nun reported, "I was going through Father's office the other day,
and
do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!"
The other nuns gasped. "What did you do?" they demanded.
"Well, of course I threw them in the trash," she replied.
The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in the Father's room
putting
away the laundry, and I found a bunch of condoms!
"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns, stunned at this apparent violation of the
priest's chastity vow.
"What did you do???" they asked.
"I decided to teach him a lesson," said the second nun.
"I poked holes in all of the condoms!"
The third nun fainted.
2007-10-24
04:07:20
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