Being a parent changes everything. But being a parent also changes with each baby. Here are some of the ways having a second and third child is different from having your first.
Your Clothes
1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
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Preparing for the Birth
1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your 8th month.
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The Layette
1st baby: You pre-wash your newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?
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2007-10-24 03:13:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Worries
1st baby: At the first sign of distress - a whimper, a frown-you pick up the baby.
2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
3rd baby: You teach your 3-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.
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Pacifier
1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and wash and boil it.
2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.
3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.
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Diapering
1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they need it or not.
2nd baby: You change their diaper every 2 to 3 hours, if needed.
3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.
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Activities
1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, BabySwing, and Baby Story Hour.
2nd baby: You take your infant to
2007-10-24 03:14:20 · update #1
the supermarket and the dry cleaner.
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Going Out
1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home 5 times.
2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.
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At Home
1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.
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Swallowing Coins
1st child: when first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays.
2nd child: when 2nd child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for coin to pass.
3rd child: when 3rd child swallows a coin you deduct it from his allowance!!
2007-10-24 03:14:33 · update #2
Sorry about the activities part,I screwed up 'cause of the word limit.Here.
Activities
1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, BabySwing, and Baby Story Hour.
2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.
2007-10-24 03:16:55 · update #3
all truth isnt it??
2007-10-24 03:18:11 · answer #1 · answered by Man of Ideas 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is good and funny but so true xx
2007-10-24 05:56:21 · answer #2 · answered by her with the mad ginger hair 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny and true
2007-10-24 03:23:03 · answer #3 · answered by dumplingmuffin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahha lol, ur jokes the soooo funny!! LOL.
2007-10-24 03:35:14 · answer #4 · answered by victor y 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, very funny and true. starred.
2007-10-24 05:22:35 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, mostly true.
Star for you!!!
2007-10-24 03:18:21 · answer #6 · answered by Stephanie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha,,,,funny...i like it very much....some of it are true..hehe...
2007-10-24 03:21:59 · answer #7 · answered by WanN 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-24 03:19:02 · answer #8 · answered by aroura 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
**********Starred************* Very funny
2007-10-24 03:28:51 · answer #9 · answered by wo0t? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋