Chuck Norris wrote it, he actually wrote the 10 commandments too by carving them into stone with his fingers.
2007-10-24 02:52:10 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That's a new CN joke. Thanks.
2007-10-24 02:54:32 · answer #1 · answered by capitalctu 5 · 2⤊ 5⤋
God is not the inspiration for the bible...come on people. Open your eyes for just ONE second. God gave man dominion over all things on earth...that people were aware of at the time the bible was written. Funny how animals are in there but there is no mention of germs, parasites or other things unknown to ancient man. By the way...the earth is also flat in the bible. Did god forget to relay that tidbit of information to the prophets? The bible is a dated work people...not a modern day guide to living a good life. The bible is full of misogynistic speak allowing slave owners to rape female slaves and take multiple wives.
I love how bible thumpers only follow the parts of the bible that are convenient for them...
2007-10-24 10:06:22 · answer #2 · answered by Delete Account 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Actually it is Holy Spirit inspired, so God is the author of the Bible, which just means a collection of books, 66 in all. - The Bible is the Word of God, and God and His Word are interchangeable. Look at the beginning of the book of John in the New Testament, In the beginning was the Word, then the Word became Flesh and dwelt among us. Jesus is the Word of God. So Jesus is God, so you could say Jesus wrote the Bible. But obviously King James of Scotland went to great lengths to have it translated from the Latin/Greek/Hebrew into English, and the religious leaders of that time were so angry with Him for doing this that someone concerned in the translation (i forget their name) was dug up from his grave and burned at the stake, even tho he was many years dead! It really annoyed the devil that common people could now read the Word of God for themselves. This made it harder for religious bad priests etc, nutters in other words to control the masses. Now folk could read it and see for themselves. although the Catholic church still forbid Catholics to read the bible up until not that many years ago.! Horrendous but that's religion for you!! So God/Jesus/Holy Spirit "Holy Trinity' if you like since they are 3 persons in one and one in three. wrote the Bible. Take care & God bless you.
2007-10-24 10:04:51 · answer #3 · answered by Rebecca 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
God is the supreme author of the Bible. Through His guidance to the prophets, they were able to wrote the scriptures.... in the case of New Testament, the disciples and witnesses of Christ's existence helped construct the Bible.
2007-10-24 10:00:32 · answer #4 · answered by jaysonleighs 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I had no idea Chuck Norris was thousands of years old, knew how to write ancient Hebrew and Aramaic Greek, and approved of killing your children if they misbehaved. Take another CLOSER look at the Ten Commandments - the ones you see have been "cleaned up" a little bit and conveniently leave out the parts where people are supposed to be put to death for things that clearly do not deserve that level of punishment.
2007-10-24 10:02:36 · answer #5 · answered by Paul Hxyz 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋
God wrote the Bible by inspiration. He inspired many authors throughout the years to scribe His words. Actually, the Holy Spirit is the author.
2007-10-24 10:03:08 · answer #6 · answered by JerZey 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I've gotta go with Eleventy on this one. Bruce Lee kicks Chuck Norris' butt even from beyond the grave...the art of fighting without fighting...he probably parted the Red Sea with his Fists of Fury too...
2007-10-24 10:04:10 · answer #7 · answered by Black Dog 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
"All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: That the man of God may be perfect, throughly furnished unto all good works."
2 Timothy 3:16, 17 2 Peter 1:21
For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.
2007-10-24 09:58:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Chuck Norris did help, but most of it was written by well-intentioned men who turned bad. As far as I know, women fortunately did not write any of it so they are blameless for the trouble that it has caused in the hands of evil, powerful, and rich men.
2007-10-24 09:56:46 · answer #9 · answered by Ultraviolet Oasis 7 · 3⤊ 5⤋
man wrote the bible.
man has changed the word of god to fit some kind agenda.
you cant deny that.
man will always have an agenda.
2007-10-24 10:09:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anthony A 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
many bible writers inspired by GOD 2 Tim 3'16
2007-10-24 10:00:09 · answer #11 · answered by carole 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋