A Mother had 3 virg*n daughters and they were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their s*x life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital s*x felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said:
"Good till the last drop".
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack:
"Extra Long. King Size".
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
2007-10-24 02:27:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "British Adirways". Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for BA. The ad said:
"Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
Mom fainted...
2007-10-24 02:28:16 · update #1
may I change places with the third? Please?!?
*lol*
2007-10-24 02:37:22 · answer #1 · answered by Nova 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe lol starred u!!!! Pharmacist Phun A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"
2016-05-25 10:58:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol,lol,lol. 10/10. a star for you.
Fantastic, brilliant, excellent, a great goooooooood laugh.hahaha.
That one brought back some memories.......haha.
2007-10-24 02:47:17 · answer #3 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-10-24 02:31:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent lmao
2007-10-24 09:14:26 · answer #5 · answered by rubyroo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
way to go mate, pmsl,
starred
2007-10-24 02:59:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-10-24 02:45:03 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha v.good
2007-10-24 03:23:19 · answer #8 · answered by crin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good one!
2007-10-24 04:07:53 · answer #9 · answered by Do you care? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!!
I like it!!
2007-10-24 02:31:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋